Wherever you are and whatever you’re doing on July Fourth, enjoy family, friends, give thanks for our nation, and let these thoughts cheer you.
How hot is it? (mostly) credit to novelist Ann Gabbart)
~The cows are giving evaporated milk.
~Hot water now comes out of both taps.
~You discover asphalt has a liquid state.
~Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
~You start buying stock in Gatorade.
~Trees start whistling for dogs.
~You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
~Your dream house is any house in Alaska (preferably an igloo).
~ You save utilities costs by baking bread in your mailbox.
~You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
~If the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
~The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Stay cool, be kind, be thankful, and have a great two weeks until next time,
Delores
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